'Reincarnated' Woman Sues Hefner for $3 Billion
July 10th, 2009
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A woman possessed by the “most beautifiliest angel lusefer” and claims to be the “reincarnation of Venus Aphrodite Demilo” has filed a $3 billion lawsuit against Hugh Hefner, suing him for … well … it’s nearly impossible to tell.
Sheri Allred — who also calls herself “the biggest hat in the world” — claims Hefner is a member of a pedophile organization and once hid under her bed when she was five-years-old in order to do naughty things to her.
And that’s just the beginning … seriously read it for yourself